Not a fan of the mall

I think I may have ranted before about how I dislike shopping. I'm sure it has to do with wasting huge amounts of time searching for something, standing in a line, being checked out by not-nice people, costing me more in time and money and gas than if I had just stayed at home and logged onto Amazon. My own private shopping salon has a sweet little lamp, a sentimental portrait, a tree behind me adding beauty to the room, and is conveniently located in a part of the house that's close to the front door and a window. Like having a really nice corner office. Only at home. And it smells good. And I don't have to get dressed. Seasonal craziness not needed or invited.