Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Son for Rent

Cheap. $8-10/hourly. Able bodied, but quiet and minimally sociable. Attractive and drug-free. Girlfriend and entanglement-free. Must support his eating, clothing, cell phone, car insurance, and music habits. Somewhat athletic on a skateboard. Good with younger children and pets. High school diploma and some college work obtained . Food handler's certificate and driver's license acquired.
Typing skills are above average.
Parents will nag and scold to make sure he is model employee.
Please inquire asap.
Pretty please.


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